Uh, Yes, Slavery Was Very Bad

 I have a quick, easy and gawdawful expensive way to call Felon47's bluff.  

We need for a group or individual of means to offer Felon47 a billion dollars for him to submit to being a slave for a month to a Black person to be named later. (me, I would name me)  The conditions and treatment he would be subjected to would be restricted to historically verifiable things that happened to slaves.

However, I am nothing if not reasonable so, he would not have to endure the treatment that every slave got.  A committee consisting of me, my siblings and a few thousand of my closest friends would choose one slave with a verified recorded history and for his billion dollar payout, Felon47 would only have to endure a month of the treatment that one slave endured.

If by some odd chance he did not survive the month and could not collect the payout, the money would become a donation to organizations such as NAACP, sickle cell research, shelters for abused women, etc etc. 

I don't have the number for any billionaires in my contact list but I'm pretty sure the money could be raised.  So what say Bone Spurs Bitch, you mind us putting our money where your mouth is?  One month, one billion dollars and history will remember you for as long as the nation endures.

UPDATE:

In the interest of fairness and to avoid allegations of cherry picking, I and my crew will choose a hundred slaves with a verified recorded history instead of one. Once he agrees to the deal, his offspring will be presented with the one hundred slaves stories and they will have to choose which one Father Felon must endure for the month. If they cannot or will not choose in a week's time, then I will make the choice.

Am I not the epitome of fairness??